Top 16+ Funny Birthday Quotes With Sayings Pictures:
Top 20+Funny Birthday Quotes
1. ” You are not old You’re 25 plus shipping and handling.”
2. ” Growing old is mandatory growing up is totally optional.”
3. ” Today is my birthday and you kiss me on forhead.”
4. ” Happy birthday, May your facebook wall be filled with messages from people you never talk to.”
5. ” The first 50 years of childhood are always the hardest.”
6. ” A year older, A year bolder.”
7. ” Don’t worry about getting older. You still get to do stupid things, Only slower.” 8. ” A day to celebrate that you haven’t died in the last year.” 9. ” I didn’t forget you birthday, I just forget Today’s date!.”
10. ” HappyBirthday. You’re one year close to your balls touching the water when you’re on the toilet.”
11. ” All men are born equal but the best are born in 2001.”
12. ” Happy birthday to someone I hope is still around when the iphone 237 comes out.”
13. ” As men get older, The toys get more expensive.”
14. ” I smell old people. Oh wait, That’s you! Happy birthday!.”
15. ” You’re older today than yesterday but younger than tomorrow.”
16. ” You are only young once, But you can stay immature indefinitely.”
17. ” Your birthday reminds me of the old chinese scholar..”
18. ” After 30, a body has a mind of its own.”
19. ” We don’t grow old. When we cease to grow, we become old.”
20. ” Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.”
