1. When you’re at the end of your rope, tie a knot and hold on.
2. Clever as the Devil and twice as pretty.
3. The greatest fools are ofttimes more clever than the men who laugh at them.
4. Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don’t laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions.
5. What’s the point in having a mind if you don’t use it to make judgements?
6. Always keep your foes confused. If they are never certain who you are or what you want, they cannot know what you are like to do next.
7. To be heroic is to be courageous enough to die for something; to be inspirational is to be crazy enough to live a little.
8. To us — richer and cleverer than everyone else!
9. Perhaps he knew, as I did not, that the Earth was made round so that we would not see too far down the road.
10. There are so many different kinds of stupidity, and cleverness is one of the worst.
11. What I stand for is what I stand on.
12. An open Facebook page is simply a psychiatric dry erase board that screams, “Look at me. I am insecure. I need your reaction to what I am doing, but you’re not cool enough to be my friend. Therefore, I will just pray you see this because the approval of God is not all I need.
13. Nothing so fortifies a friendship as a belief on the part of one friend that he is superior to the other.
14. Whenever I think of something but can’t think of what it was I was thinking of, I can’t stop thinking until I think I’m thinking of it again. I think I think too much.
15. Being clever was when you looked at how things were and used the evidence to work out something new.
16. My name is Stephen Leeds, and I am perfectly sane. My hallucinations, however, are all quite mad.
17. One should never use exclamation points in writing. It is like laughing at your own joke.
18. Voldemort is playing a very clever game. Declaring himself might have provoked open rebellion. Remaining masked has created confusion, uncertainty, and fear.
19. Intelligence is more important than strength, that is why earth is ruled by men and not by animals.
20. The disturbing thing about Cardan is how well he plays the fool to disguise his own cleverness.
21. How can I have hung round you for five years and not think girls are clever?
22. Right person, wrong timing doesn’t mean God was wrong. It means you were there at the right time to fulfill something else. Look for it.
23. I’m different,” said the Kid. “My gran always said I was half clever, half stupid, and half crazy.
24. Plenty of clever children have to pretend to be not clever or else they get bullied by the thick.
25. I am clever enough to know that I am clever.
26. Civilization begins with distillation
27. I’ve come to the point where I never feel the need to stop and evaluate whether or not I am happy. I’m just ‘being’, and without question, by default, it works.
28. Cleverness isn’t always true nor is the truth always clever.
28. I thought we were celebrating being richer and cleverer than everyone else!
29. I write my own quotes. Except this one. I obviously stole this from somebody really clever.
30. The failure mode of clever is “asshole.
31. I would not regret putting a hole in your arrogant chest, only it would be deflected when it hit that piece of rock you call a heart.
32. A clever, ugly man every now and then is successful with the ladies, but a handsome fool is irresistible.
33. Some of us are so sharp,” he [Mr. Vandemar] said as he leaned in closer to Richard, went up on tiptoes into Richard’s face, “we could just cut ourselves.
34. There was a time when skepticism was an act of rebellion. Since to a degree I both believe in evolution and have faith, I can only conclude that, as prophesied, to have faith will someday be an act of rebellion.
35. I saw how greatly he suffered the requirement of being clever. It separated him from his soul, and it didn’t get him anything other than a living.
36. Life without any wonder left in it is flat and stale.
37. In Hidden Writing, a main plot is constructed to camouflage other plots (which can register themselves as plot holes) by overlapping them with the surface (superficially dynamic plot) or the grounded theme. In terms of such a writing, the main plot is the map or the concentration blueprint of plot holes (the other plots).
38. always schedule your comeback.
39. Now that cleverness was the fashion most people were clever – even perfect fools; and cleverness after all was often only a bore: all head and no body.
40. Never stop acquiring the commonsense, it is as good as the knowledge.
41. It is easy to be clever if you leave something important out.
42. His father was an ass and he is an ass. I imagine sooner than I should like I shall be playing uncle to a litter of asses.
43. Fine! He is being passive aggressive with me, and it’s gonna backfire; I’m gonna be active friendly.
44. Major Major’s father had a good joke about opportunity. “Opportunity only knocks once in this world,” he would say. Major Major’s father repeated this good joke at every opportunity.
45. I put the bra in brand, and I top it!
46. Their faces were zealously blank, their eyes filled with bland fire.
47. Be aware. Be Curious. Be Clever. Innovation is Something to be Reckoned with.
48. I think that at that time none of us quite believed in the Time Machine. The fact is, the Time Traveler was one of those men who are too clever to be believed: you never felt that you saw all round him; you always suspected some subtle reserve, some ingenuity in ambush, behind his lucid frankness. Had Filby shown the model and explained the matter in the Time Traveller’s words, we should have shown him far less skepticism. For we should have perceived his motives; a pork butcher could understand Filby.
49. I don’t write like this in order to show how clever and well read I am–though I am rather clever and well read as a matter of fact.
50. No government likes the clever and the honourable men, because it is impossible to bridle them; they are independent!
51. I am a smart person that tells the truth.
52. He touched the wall and the paint was cold so it probably needed another coat.
53. The wolves were now permanently mute out of almost three week long perpetual fear of the penguin, and this was agreeable to the penguin, who was much pleased, contrary to the redundancy of the latter part of this sentence where he certainly was not pleased.
54. If you are a very clever person, sometimes you have to hide your mind in some places because the world at times offers great opportunities to the clever person and at times it tries to crush him like a cockroach!
55. I’m so storming clever that half the time, even I can’t follow what I’m talking about.
56. I am a wolverine trapped inside of a damaged human body.
57. We are told that in the course of this interview Stephens, seeing Lincoln not willing to grant the terms he asked, urged that even Charles I made certain concessions. To this…Lincoln answered: “I am not strong history; I depend mainly on Secretary Seward for that. All I remember of Charles is that he lost his head.
58. We are told that in the course of this interview Stephens, seeing Lincoln not willing to grant the terms he asked, urged that even Charles I made certain concessions. To this…Lincoln answered: “I am not strong on history; I depend mainly on Secretary Seward for that. All I remember of Charles is that he lost his head.
59. Sometimes what looks intelligence to you is just a common sense for someone smarter than you.
60. Be honest rather than clever.